Snowed In

At first a snow day seems like a nice, cozy idea (Mind you I use the term snow day loosely, as I hate driving in snow and am easily trapped by bad weather). You settle down with a warm blanket, a cup of cocoa, and that book you’ve been meaning to read. You put together a list of things you’ll do while you’re tucked away from the outside world and its demands. You’ll organize the hall closet, write letters to people, clean your room, work on that craft project, watch that tv show you love, and bake bread. It will be great! Wonderful, even.

Then five minutes later you find your self lying upside down on the couch thinking “This is how it ends. Me. Alone. In my apartment surrounded by a frozen tundra.”

For some reason being snowed in really slows me down and puts me in a discouraging mood. Every time I try to do anything of value I feel so unmotivated and get overly focused on how I can’t leave. Out loud I’ll say “I should just make the best of it and do some dishes while I’m stuck inside.” but my subconscious will interject and say, “But first you should probably mentally prepare yourself by watching 12 hours of television shows that you don’t really care about.” Once I start to see the idiocy of this, I generally try to get myself out of this state by peeping out the window and acting shocked at how much snow has accumulated in the last five minutes. Then when I stop doing that I’ll look at my laptop, and go, oh, wait! Is that the internet? Those ombre cakes  and shabby chic furniture ideas aren’t going to pin themselves. Better get to it. After that there really is no hope. I mean really, those pages, literally don’t end.

Luckily there is a cure to prevent this:

Step one: Draw the shades. If you are like me you will get overly preoccupied with how much snow is building up. Just ignore all that nonsense and move on with your life.

Step two: Make dinner. Hanger is not going to help this situation. Note: A bag of chips does not count as dinner. Your mind will tell you it doesn’t matter all you’re doing is staying inside today, but those chips are in reality tiny little laziness anchors that will weigh you to the couch for eternity.

Step three:  Put on real clothes. Pajamas were not meant to be worn from 9-5. Besides now a days we have things like jeggings, which are just pajama pants society lets us wear in public, so it’s really not that hard to get dressed. Don’t hate; I say this with gratitude, some days are not meant for uncomfortable pants. Don’t try to deny it either. I mean we’ve all seen the pajama jeans ads. Someone is buying them! And if pajega jeans was a real thing we’d wear those too.

Step four: Pick one task you most feel like doing and start doing it. Even if you should be doing something else. One moment of creativity and accomplishment begets another.

Step five: Create a proper snowy day soundtrack and dance it out.*

*Author’s note: Dancing it out is usually an acceptable final step to any problem solving process.

Currently: Sad I didn’t get to go see Austenland at Sundance this year. However, I heard it’s been picked up, so I’ll just have to be patient and wait for it to come out.

Let’s Love the 90s Please: 90s Party!!

So to celebrate turning 24, I had a 90s party. A few people have asked me how exactly one has a 90s party so I decided to do a post with everything we did. It wasn’t anything too crazy, but everyone seemed to have fun.

Costumes

I told everyone that dressing up was in no way required, but they came through anyways :) Here are a few of the costume ideas:

Grunge. By this I mainly mean flannel shirts and baggy/torn jeans. It also doesn’t hurt to tie your jacket around your waist.

Preppy 90s. Not very many people went this route, but you could do a “Clueless” look. Platform shoes, cardigans, crop tops, and the like.

Scrunchies. You may associate these with 80s but they also made appearances during the 90s. My friend Emily brought a bunch and they were a nice way to accessorize outfits.

Overalls. No one at my party went this route, but let’s be honest, we all remember these making an appearance in our lives, whether we’ll admit or not. Overalls done properly can be very 90s.

Floral dress with Doc Marten-esque shoes. This idea was from me. I went to my local thrift store (D.I.) and found a floral dress which I cut off at the knees. I then went to the shoe section and pulled out anything black and chunky. There was a lot to choose from! To finish off the look I tied a denim shirt around my waist.

Photobooth

I know these are the “thing” right now, but it really was fun to have one (especially since everyone dressed up). I left my digital and polaroid camera out; Everyone had a polaroid photo take home and I also kept some for me as a memento of the party. My friend Courtney showed me a great tutorial for photobooth. Basically you layer three pieces of butcher paper (I found this at a local school supply store in SugarHouse) and provide a few props. I found all my props (Giant sunglasses, beads, and fake mustaches) at the dollar store. The mustaches were definitely the favorite prop.

Photobooth fun

Photobooth fun

You can see more of our pictures in this post.

Music

What is a 90s party without a 90s playlist? I put together a mix on Spotify and since this is a free service I was able to let party guests add their favorite songs as the night went on. If you have a Spotify account you can use this link to access my playlist: http://open.spotify.com/user/124558735/playlist/07mTk25wMoFdCbIpUn8rpk Keep in mind even with 55 songs on the playlist there are still so many more you can add ( I know this particular playlist was very light on boy bands and pop teen singers). If I left out any of your favorites I’d love to hear ’em!

If you don’t have Spotify here’s an example of some bands and songs you could include.

  • Natalie Merchant; Carnival, Wonder
  • Fiona Apple
  • Alanis Morissete
  • Jewel
  • Ace of Base; The Sign, Don’t Turn Around, All that She Wants
  • Matchbox Twenty; The Real World
  • Weezer
  • Garbage; Stupid Girl, I think I’m Paranoid
  • The Cranberries; Linger
  • The Cardigans; Lovefool
  • Smashing Pumpkins
  • Pearl Jam
  • Niravana
  • Oasis; Wonderwall. Many of my friends know I have a theory about this song. Love it or hate it, this is the song that will never die. A nuclear bomb will go off, ending humanity as we know it, and Wonderwall will still be playing somewhere in the background.
  • Backstreet Boys
  • New Kids on the Block
  • 98 Degrees
  • Britney Spears
  • Christina Aguilera
  • Brandy
  • TLC; Waterfalls
  • Vanilla Ice

Games

Ok I know some people are just not game people, but I felt these games really made things “90s.” Give it a shot! Plus my first activity is technically not a game.

I also made sure I had prizes for the games. I used mostly candy and chocolate, but when I was at the dollar store I found some Lisa Frank toys (Appropriate, right?), so I threw those in as well.

90s TV Personality Quizzes

To start things off I gave everyone two personality quizzes: What 90s TV character are you? and What 90s TV Sidekick are you?

I made these quizzes myself and a lot was based on my own memory, so feel free to modify them to reflect your own memories or do a little more research. I also didn’t want to have an elaborate grading key that forced me to evaluate each person’s quiz. Instead I had people tell me if they got mostly 1s, 2s, etc. I didn’t tell them this before the quiz and most people didn’t seem to think about it or try to guess what each number represented. I also prepared a tie breaker question.

For my quizzes I used characters from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Nanny, Family Matters, Boy Meets World, Saved by the Bell, Captain Planet, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Power Rangers, Home Improvement, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Full House. A fun variation of this would be to narrow it down to even more specific genres like 90s family sitcoms, teen dramas, or 90s Nickelodeon shows.

Click here to see my 90s TV Character Quiz

Click here to see my 90s TV Sidekick Quiz

90s Music Jeopardy

This was quite fun, although you had an unfair advantage if you knew me too well, haha. It was really more of a trivia game and I didn’t care if people answered with a question, but I used a Jeopardy style board. However I did include “Bonus Round” info that you could use to create some daily double  questions. I split the group up into two teams and appointed a score keeper who kept track of things on a Furbie “scoreboard” aka a piece of paper with a  Furbie on it, lol (Come on, I had to incorporate those in somewhere!). I let the first person who could sing a 90s tv theme song pick the first question.

I made the first two questions of every category fill in the blank questions. Most people, even if they weren’t that into music, had heard these songs on the radio and could get these. Plus it was fun to hear everyone singing lyrics in order to try and get to the verse in question, lol. I also prepared hints or answer options for the harder questions so that no team would get stuck on a question too long.

You’ll probably want to change the categories and questions to reflect your audience and what they know best. For my categories I choose R&B/ Pop, Angsty female singer/songwriter, Grunge Rock/Rock/Rap, Boy Bands & Pop Princesses, and Miscellaneous.

Click here to see my 90s Music Jeopardy questions/answers..

Saved by the Bell Bingo

I wanted to do some sort of game which would give us an excuse to watch Saved by the Bell, but all the games I found were drinking games which wasn’t the direction I wanted to go. So instead I took those games, watched some Saved by the Bell for inspiration, and came up with Saved by the Bell Bingo. You could basically adapt this for any 90s sitcom you loved, but the nice thing about Saved by the Bell (beside it’s general 90s awesomeness of course) is all the episodes are on Netflix instant, which makes them easy to get a hold of. I made four sample boards and then created blank ones for people to fill in themselves. For my party I used Season 2 Episode 1, Dance to the Max, but you could use almost any episode.

Here is a word doc of some of the bingo boards I made: Saved By the Bell Bingo

Food

I didn’t try to do “90s” food, instead I went with easy party food. However, when I was researching online some people suggested incorporating candy like nerds, ring pops, and fun dip, so I threw some ring pops in my game prize bag.

Note: If you have guests with aversion to diary (My sister is vegan and I also have lactose intolerant friends) a nice alternative to traditional birthday ice cream is  Haagen-Dazs fruit sorbet. I inhale this stuff; it’s amazing.

More Entertainment

We didn’t end up needing it, but I also had a few 90s movies on hand in case we wanted to   watch something at the end of the night. I also toyed with the idea of doing charades using only 90s movies titles, but we had plenty of games to keep us occupied. Here are some fun 90s movies if you need a little help in this department ( I’m partial to cheesy teen comedies, myself.):

  • She’s all That (1999)
  • Clueless (1995)
  • Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996)
  • 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
  • Drive Me Crazy (1999)
  • Never Been Kissed (1999)
  • While You Were Sleeping (1995)
  • My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)
  • Groundhog Day (1993)
  • Speed (1994)
  • Independence Day (1996)
  • The Matrix (1999)
  • The Sixth Sense (1999)
  • Jerry Maguire (1996)
  • Forrest Gump (1994)
  • Titanic (1997)
  • Happy Gilmore (1996)
  • Sister Act (1992)
  • Free Willy (1993)
  • Jurassic Park (1993)
  • The Sandlot (1993)
  • Toy Story (1995)
  • The Lion King (1994)

Well that’s it! I hope if you are planning a 90s party this inspires you! I know we had a lot of fun and there is so much material to work with (Hello, we didn’t even get into all the 90s teen crushes everyone had; whatever happened to Jonathon Taylor Thomas anyways?)!

Currently: Enjoying a boy band playlist my friend made me in celebration of my 90s birthday!

Mmmm. Fondue.

Lately my friends and I have been proving our love for fondue and trying out many, many different fondue recipes. It’s been a little insane, but completely delicious (Seriously, everything has been soooo good, let’s all make fondue parties a thing again.). So I decided to make an epic fondue post dedicated to the many things we’ve tried. It’s a long post, but most of the text is just the recipes (I copied them here for your convenience) I kept most of my commentary on our fondue experiences in the picture captions.

We owe a lot of thanks to Emily’s sister Sarah for scouring the Internet and finding most (if not all) of these yummy recipes for us!

Many of these recipes suggest certain dippers, we usually just improvised this part. French bread always works, but we also liked trying different types of bread (usually just the little artisan breads they have at Smith’s). Sometimes we would do chicken, prosciutto, or fruit. For dessert fondue we tried fruit, pound cake, and cake balls.

bread bread bread

We did have one fail that I did not include in the recipe collection: Havarti Raspberry Fondue. Sounds heavenly right? Well we never really got to find out because we accidentally bought herbed Havarti and herbs + raspberry was not a good combination. When we redo this one properly and can actually taste it as it was intended I’ll have to put together a post.

The Cheese Fondues

Parmesan Fondue by  Gwynne Fleener (You can see the original recipe on Allrecipes.com here)

So Emily and I made this one a while back and it took me a while to sort through the recipes and decide this was the one. I’m 99% sure I’m correct about this, the only way to be 100% sure is to make it again, so I guess we’ll just *have* to make it again, haha. I don’t have a picture of this, but we really liked it. It’s tasty, but also super easy to make (which is always a plus).

1 1/2 cups milk
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese,cubed
1 1/2 cups grated Parmesan cheese
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
1 (1 pound) loaf French bread, cubed

In a large saucepan, cook and stir the milk and cream cheese over low heat until cheese is melted. Stir in Parmesan cheese and garlic salt; cook and stir until heated through. Transfer to a fondue pot or mini slow cooker; keep warm. Serve with bread cubes.

Neuchâtel Two Cheese Fondue by Rhonda Lauret Parkinson

We didn't have kirsch so we had to experiment with some substitutions for this one.

We didn’t have kirsch, nor is it an ingredient any of us were used to substituting, so we had to experiment with this one . In the end, after Internet research,we decided to use some sort of cherry juice (it was only two tablespoons so we figured we couldn’t go too wrong). Everything ended up tasting good, although the fondue was a little pink.

½ pound Emmenthal cheese
2 tablespoons kirsch
½ pound Gruyère cheese
¼ teaspoon nutmeg
1 garlic clove
A pinch of black pepper
1 cup dry white wine
1 large parsley sprig, minced
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1½ tablespoons cornstarch

Finely dice the cheeses and set aside. Smash the garlic and cut in half.
Rub the garlic around the inside of a medium saucepan. Discard. Add the wine to the pan and cook on low heat. Don’t allow the wine to boil. When the wine is warm, stir in the lemon juice. Add the cheese, a handful at a time. Stir the cheese continually in a sideways figure eight pattern. Wait until the cheese is completely melted before adding more. Don’t allow the fondue mixture to boil. When the cheese is melted, dissolve the cornstarch in the kirsch and stir into the cheese. Turn up the heat until it is just bubbling and starting to thicken. Stir in the nutmeg, black pepper, and parsley. Transfer to a fondue pot and set on the burner. Serve with the bread cubes for dipping.

“Crab Rangoon” Fondue by Rhonda Lauret Parkinson

The last little bits of our crab fondue. This one was surprisingly easy to make.

The last little bits of our crab fondue. This one was surprisingly easy to make. Also whenever you make this you are required to say crab like they do in this clip.

2 pounds broccoli and cauliflower
8 ounces cream cheese
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon butter or margarine
½ teaspoon soy sauce
¼ cup onion, chopped
¼ cup milk
1 green onion
2 teaspoons lemon juice
6 ounces canned crabmeat, drained
Crackers
Wash the broccoli and cauliflower and pat dry. Remove the stems and cut the flowerets into 1-inch pieces that can be speared with a dipping fork. Set aside.
Melt the butter or margarine in a frying pan. Sauté the onion until it is tender. Mince the green onion. Combine the crabmeat, cream cheese, Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, sautéed onion, and minced green onion. Mix thoroughly.

Rub the inside of a saucepan with a piece of onion. Warm the milk in the saucepan on medium-low heat. Add the lemon juice. Gradually add the crabmeat mixture, stirring. Transfer to a fondue pot and set on the burner. Serve with the broccoli and cauliflower for dipping. Eat with the crackers.

Italian Cheese Fondue Recipe By Peggy Trowbridge Filippone (See original link here)

One of the cheese fondues we made. We also prepared a variety of dippers including bread, fruit, and chicken.

One of the cheese fondues we made. We were worried this pot wouldn’t be as good since it wasn’t electric, but it was plenty hot enough! However the heat was uneven, so we did have to stir more to make sure the cheese didn’t burn in the middle.

Three different Italian cheeses contribute richness to this easy fondue served with salami and breadsticks.

1 garlic clove, halved
1-1/4 cups milk
8 ounces grated mozzarella cheese
8 ounces grated fontina cheese
2 ounces grated Parmesan cheese
1 Tablespoon cornstarch
3 Tablespoons dry white wine

Rub inside of a heavy saucepan with cut side of garlic. Discard garlic.

Pour milk into the saucepan and bring to a simmer. Stir in mozzarella, fontina, and Parmesan cheeses until melted and smooth.

Whisk together cornstarch and white wine until smooth. While constantly stirring, slowly pour wine mixture into cheese mixture and continue to cook until thickened. Transfer to a fondue pot to keep warm.

Italian Cheese Fiesta by Rhonda Lauret Parkinson

This was one of our favorites. The taste and the consistency turned out really well! It was pretty addictive.

I know what your thinking. Didn’t we just look at an Italian cheese fondue recipe? You did. But this one’s different, I promise. This was one of our favorites of all the fondues, not just the two Italian cheese fondues. The taste and the consistency turned out really well! It was pretty addictive.

12 ounces provolone cheese
7 ounces Asiago cheese
7 ounces Gorgonzola cheese
1 garlic clove
1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons flour
1 cup dry white wine
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon lemon juice
½ teaspoon dried oregano
⅛ teaspoon garlic powder
Italian breadsticks, for dipping

Finely dice the provolone and Gorgonzola cheeses. Mix the flour with the oregano and garlic powder. Toss the two cheeses with the flour and spices. Crumble the Asiago cheese into the mixture.

Smash the garlic, peel, and cut in half. Rub the garlic around the inside of a medium saucepan. Discard. Add the wine to the saucepan and warm on medium-low heat. Don’t allow the wine to boil.
When the wine is warm, stir in the lemon juice. Add the cheese, a handful at a time. Stir the cheese continually in a sideways figure eight pattern. Wait until the cheese is completely melted before adding more. Don’t allow the fondue mixture to boil.

When the cheese is melted, turn up the heat until it is just bubbling and starting to thicken. Transfer to a fondue pot and set on the burner. Serve with the Italian breadsticks for dipping.

Curdled Cheese Cure

Adding starch helps keep the cheese from curdling when cooked. Cornstarch and potato starch are normally added in the final stage of cooking, just before the fondue is transferred to a fondue pot. Flour is another option, but it can impart a powdery taste if not cooked long enough. For best results, combine the flour with the cheese or cook it in butter in the saucepan before adding the wine.

Feta and Ricotta Cheese Fondue Recipe (See original link here)

This fondue was good but felt more like a dip than a fondue texture-wise. But it was fun to try something a little different.

This fondue was good, but felt more like a dip than a fondue texture-wise. But it was fun to try something a little different.

This quick and easy feta1 and ricotta cheese fondue has a Greek flair. You may substitute fontina cheese for the feta and/or cottage cheese for the ricotta.

Ingredients:

3 Tablespoons butter or margarine
4 ounces feta cheese, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1 lemon, juice only
1 Tablespoon parsley, minced (optional)
1 cup ricotta cheese

Melt the butter in a heavy 8-inch skillet or a 1 quart saucepan over low-heat. Add the feta and ricotta cheese, and pepper. Cook, stirring constantly, and mashing the cheeses slightly, until they soften and begin to bubble – about 5 minutes.

Stir in lemon juice, and garnish with the parsley if desired. Serve at once; as the fondue cools, it loses flavor.

The Dessert Fondues

Citrus Fondue (from AllRecipes.com, click here to see the recipe on the site):

We used these little pots for the dessert fondues. Aren't they cute? The one on the right is the citrus fondue.

We used these little pots for the dessert fondues (We made the cupcake fondue and the citrus one on the same night). Aren’t they cute? The one on the right is the citrus fondue. It tasted equally good as a cold fondue the next day.

1 cup sugar
10 teaspoons all-purpose flour
1 cup water
1/4 cup butter or margarine, cubed
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 tablespoon orange juice
1/4 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1/4 teaspoon grated orange peel
1/8 teaspoon ground ginger
Fresh fruit
DIRECTIONS:
1. In a heavy saucepan, combine the sugar and flour. Stir in water until smooth. Bring to a boil over medium heat; cook and stir for 2 minutes or until thickened. Remove from the heat. Stir in the butter, lemon and orange juice and peel and ginger; cook until the butter is melted. Transfer to a fondue pot and keep warm. Serve with fruit.

Cupcake Fondue

Isn't this adorable? I add a little cherry to top it off!

Isn’t this adorable? It was really fun to make these little things. Emily has a cake ball machine and after that all you really need is sprinkles.

All the dessert dippers! The strawberries were especially amazing with the citrus fondue.

All the dessert dippers! The strawberries were especially amazing with the citrus fondue.

3 cups powdered sugar
1/3 cup liquid (orange juice, fruit juice, milk, or water)
2 tablespoons light corn syrup
Miniature-size cupcakes in the flavor of your choice, cooled and unfrosted
Assorted sprinkles, chopped nuts, and other toppings

1. Make a batch of your favorite mini cupcakes – homemade or from a mix. Make them nice and small so you don’t feel guilty about enjoying 2 or 3 of them. If you use paper liners for baking, remove them after the cupcakes have cooled. Pound cake or any other firm cake works well for skewering, but any cake will do. I used a simple yellow box-mix cake. Allow to cool completely before dipping.

2. Make the fondue: Whisk together powdered sugar, orange juice, and corn syrup. Adjust the consistency with a drop of liquid or a dash more powdered sugar until you get have a smooth, thick glaze. I used orange juice for the liquid portion to give it a citrus flavor and cheese-like yellow fondue color. You could also use grape juice for a pastel purple, or milk/water and add your own coloring.

3. Pour frosting into the fondue pot. There’s really no need to heat the mixture, but you can keep a small tea light or very low flame underneath just for looks! Display sprinkles and toppings in small ramekins or portion cups and arrange around the fondue pot. Skewer cupcakes in the side and dip the top half into the fondue, then flip the cupcake over and the frosting will drip nicely down the sides. Sprinkle liberally with your favorite toppings.

There you have it! If you like cheese, I highly recommend you trying some of these out. They’re a lot of fun, something that’s easy to share, and usually not too complicated to make.

Currently: Deciding what fondue to make next, of course!